Super Massive Fat Bloke by Erato

Ooh baby, do you know what's for supper?
Ooh baby, where's my Toblerone?
I've eaten all the dips and Pringles
How long before the pies are done?

Ooh,oh,oh I need a little bite,
Ooh, oh, oh, my pants are getting tight.

I raid the cupboard in the dead of night
And eat all the biscuits, so I'm super massive.
I sneak downstairs in the dead of night
and I cook sausage rolls, that's why I'm super massive.

(Super Massive Fat Bloke)

Ooh Babe I don't share food with no one,
Ooh babe I won't share food with you
If you try to take a chip from my plate
You're going to loose a finger or two.

Ooh, oh,oh, don't try to pull that shite
Ooh, oh, oh, we'll end up in a fight.

Doughnuts, pasties and banoffee pie,
I can eat half the contents of the Super Market.
Fish and chips and a breakfast fry,
I eat the lot that's why I'm Super Massive.

Sausages in bread rolls.