Oh Mr Hale
You look so pale,
A little nauseous too,
You never should have et that snail,
I think you're going to spew.
You are a Brit, be proud of it
Don't touch that foreign muck
Don't even try it
Restrict your diet
To good old British tuck.
That foreign stuff may
make you rough
And even give you gas
An Englishman
Should be a fan
Of lager and Madras.
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