Limericks

A young gambler, known as Shamir,
was fond of casinos, we hear
that he liked the odd punt,
liquor, up at the front,
and Poker, of course, in the rear.


There's not many who have seen Paul's
unfeasibly well shaven balls.
They produce silky down,
from which he's made a gown
and a number of very nice shawls.