Social networking

Tell of your love on Facebook
Share it with your mates,
let us know what's happening
with regular updates.
We will follow closely
as the passion escalates.
Tell it all on Facebook.

Tell it all on Facebook,
the social network site.
Let us know if everything
between you is alright,
and all the little things
that you get up to every night.
Share it with the whole wide world on Facebook

Share it with the whole wide world on Facebook,
Tell us you can't bear to be apart,
Copy us on messages between you,
sign off every message with a heart.
Have you reached the stage where you can push her
underneath the duvet and then fart?
Take us through it step by step on Facebook.

Take us through it step by step on Facebook.
There is nothing better to elate us,
than to see each loving little snippet
faithfully recorded on your status.
Does she think her tummy's getting bigger?
Are you hoping that it's all just flatus?
Share those worries with your friends on Facebook.

Share those worries with your friends on Facebook,
tell us every time you have a break up,
Post for us each tiny little detail
(straight on line, the minute that you wake up).
Your friends all want to know of how she caught you
trying on her underwear and make up.
Tell us how depraved you are on Facebook.

Tell us how depraved you are on Facebook.
Share with us the day that you get dumped
because she's checked out all her girlfriends profiles
and found out that there's one of them you've humped.
By the way, her dad has just joined Facebook.
He's coming round, you're going to get thumped.
Don't give away your hiding place on Facebook.